100% more stressed than me.

Once used the phrase "waterboard abs."

Claims her highest level of math taken is "addition."

Will send you a follow-up survey.

Has a playlist ready for the bathroom trips.

I really hope she chokes.

Do you want a cat? She'll get you a cat.

She may not exist.

Will be late.

Don't talk to anyone else. Just Priya. You're welcome.

Under duress. May give a speech.

Knows the restaurant we should go to when the buffet bombs.

Gold star for each sighting.

If you find a lost snake, it's probably hers.